Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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