coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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