Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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