omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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