dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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