I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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