Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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