my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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