So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize