Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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