the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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