I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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