Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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