Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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