But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Need sex. Gaining weight.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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