I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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