That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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