So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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