spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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