That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
someone get that fucking seahorse.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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