Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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