awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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