i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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