Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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