hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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