Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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