ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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