I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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