He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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