i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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