Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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