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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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