if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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