was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I understand Curling. That high.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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