Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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