bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
operation have a gay friend backfired
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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