I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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