I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's shark week go big or go home
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
