"it" just moved
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I won the penis lottery.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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