Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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