There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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