i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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