you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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