Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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