The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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