Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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