dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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