Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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