Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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