you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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