i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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