i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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