i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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