idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
