And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize
