I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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