Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i need some magic done to my vagina
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