BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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