is this the sara with the beer cane?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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